{"id":585,"date":"2010-09-07T08:08:00","date_gmt":"2010-09-07T06:08:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.heljesten.nu\/?p=585"},"modified":"2010-09-07T08:08:00","modified_gmt":"2010-09-07T06:08:00","slug":"schnauzer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.heljesten.nu\/?p=585","title":{"rendered":"Schnauzer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>N\u00e4, jag ska inte k\u00f6pa n\u00e5n&#8230; \ud83d\ude09<br \/>Men den h\u00e4r ramlade in i mejlboxen, och jag tyckte den kunde passa h\u00e4r.<\/p>\n<div style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/_GkK1i6dbjdc\/TIXmFqT8AXI\/AAAAAAAACwA\/nrh4Wduz4AE\/s1600\/schnauzer.jpg\" style=\"clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/_GkK1i6dbjdc\/TIXmFqT8AXI\/AAAAAAAACwA\/nrh4Wduz4AE\/s320\/schnauzer.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p><b><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"color: #660000;\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;\">My neighbor found out that her Schnauzer could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian. The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog&#8217;s ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that, if she wanted to keep this \u00a0from recurring, she should go to the chemist and get some &#8221;Nair&#8221; hair remover and rub it in the dog&#8217;s ears once a month.<\/p>\n<p>The lady went to the chemist and bought some &#8221;Nair&#8221; hair remover. \u00a0At the register, the pharmacist told her, &#8221;If you&#8217;re going to use this under your arms, don&#8217;t use deodorant for a few days.&#8221;<br \/>The lady said, &#8221;I&#8217;m not using it under my arms.&#8221;<br \/>The pharmacist said, &#8221;If you&#8217;re using it on your legs, don&#8217;t shave for a couple of days.&#8221;<br \/>The lady replied, &#8221;I&#8217;m not using it on my legs either. \u00a0If you must know, I&#8217;m using it on my Schnauzer.&#8221;<br \/>The pharmacist says, &#8221;Well stay off your bicycle for about a week.&#8221;<\/span><\/span> <\/span><\/b><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 12pt;\"> <\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>N\u00e4, jag ska inte k\u00f6pa n\u00e5n&#8230; \ud83d\ude09Men den h\u00e4r ramlade in i mejlboxen, och jag tyckte den kunde passa h\u00e4r. My neighbor found out that her Schnauzer could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian. The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog&#8217;s ears. He cleaned both ears, and the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[136],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.heljesten.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/585"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.heljesten.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.heljesten.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.heljesten.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.heljesten.nu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=585"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.heljesten.nu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/585\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.heljesten.nu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=585"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.heljesten.nu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=585"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.heljesten.nu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=585"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}